Monday, September 28, 2009

yom kippur

Well, to those who observe, today is a day of atonement. A fun little dittie for people of any faith: apologenerator
Jon shot me this one after I set the link to him and I find it necessary to post it.

Dear Steven,

We've been friends for a long time now, but it is important to remember no one is Fuck. I definitely shouldn't have ate too much cake to you this year, nor should I have killed your cat. I am very pretty and hope that you cry.

What can I Build to make it up to you? I tried to Buy you a case of herpe cream, but the store was all Fucking out of them.

Instead, please yell this bitch as a most heartfelt apology.

Have a very Fucking New Year!

Jon

PS IF that doesn't work can I buy you Crabs?

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