In other news I went up to Denver to see the legend that is SJ, also known as Steven official Denver resident Julander, maybe two weeks ago. We went to Monolith Music Festival, and felt a bit of monowrath
Exemplified here:
Monday, September 28, 2009
a little video work
Most of my time has been going into video projects for the Daily lobo, so I decided to share one I thought other people might be into.
In other news I went up to Denver to see the legend that is SJ, also known as Steven official Denver resident Julander, maybe two weeks ago. We went to Monolith Music Festival, and felt a bit of monowrath
Exemplified here:
In other news I went up to Denver to see the legend that is SJ, also known as Steven official Denver resident Julander, maybe two weeks ago. We went to Monolith Music Festival, and felt a bit of monowrath
Exemplified here:
yom kippur
Well, to those who observe, today is a day of atonement. A fun little dittie for people of any faith: apologenerator
Jon shot me this one after I set the link to him and I find it necessary to post it.
Dear Steven,
We've been friends for a long time now, but it is important to remember no one is Fuck. I definitely shouldn't have ate too much cake to you this year, nor should I have killed your cat. I am very pretty and hope that you cry.
What can I Build to make it up to you? I tried to Buy you a case of herpe cream, but the store was all Fucking out of them.
Instead, please yell this bitch as a most heartfelt apology.
Have a very Fucking New Year!
Jon
PS IF that doesn't work can I buy you Crabs?
Jon shot me this one after I set the link to him and I find it necessary to post it.
Dear Steven,
We've been friends for a long time now, but it is important to remember no one is Fuck. I definitely shouldn't have ate too much cake to you this year, nor should I have killed your cat. I am very pretty and hope that you cry.
What can I Build to make it up to you? I tried to Buy you a case of herpe cream, but the store was all Fucking out of them.
Instead, please yell this bitch as a most heartfelt apology.
Have a very Fucking New Year!
Jon
PS IF that doesn't work can I buy you Crabs?
Monday, September 21, 2009
simple but preceding something larger...
G.K.Chesterton.
Quite a fantastic fellow and a great read if you have a bit of time.... learn more
also one of the better songs i have heard this year... and an amazing remix well worth accolades.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Gettin Sketchy in Lecce
My cousin Marco decided it would be a good idea to go to Lecce (probably one of the world's dopest spots) in order to fiesta our nuts off for the notte bianco. The notte bianco is the festa of all festas. The entire city is one giant party and there are different concerts going on in each piazza, and above all no one sleeps.
awesome, lets do it I said.
So we go on the road at 11ish
Then some dude was getting his paint on in one of the side streets.
And this dude was next to him.
This little dude is supposed to be famous or something. I guess he gets some pretty serious youtube hits. It must suck to be really small.
I wasnt joking about it being packed. There was many times when you couldnt even move. Talk about human TRAFFIC
Cousin and I cruising for a bruising.
The whole tour group from Palagiano
The babies got a little tired and laid on the lawn
Then the sun started coming up
And we walked back to Claudio's pad which had a pretty BITCHEN view at 6 am
In the morning we had a family photo, actually it was around noon when we woke up.
Rolling back to Palagiano wasn't met with much enthusiasm
Thanks to Claudio for running us around and giving us a place to sleep!
awesome, lets do it I said.
So we go on the road at 11ish
Then some dude was getting his paint on in one of the side streets.
And this dude was next to him.
This little dude is supposed to be famous or something. I guess he gets some pretty serious youtube hits. It must suck to be really small.
I wasnt joking about it being packed. There was many times when you couldnt even move. Talk about human TRAFFIC
Cousin and I cruising for a bruising.
The whole tour group from Palagiano
The babies got a little tired and laid on the lawn
Then the sun started coming up
And we walked back to Claudio's pad which had a pretty BITCHEN view at 6 am
In the morning we had a family photo, actually it was around noon when we woke up.
Rolling back to Palagiano wasn't met with much enthusiasm
Thanks to Claudio for running us around and giving us a place to sleep!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
survival guide
So after a recent overnight in the county jail I wanted to post some things that you really need to know if you do go to the big house... so here it is, a survival guide to jail:
1) Memorize 5 people's phone numbers that will bail you out/ vouch for you/ pick you up from jail. Really.
2) No matter what cops say, you will be there a long time. >10 hours. Knowing this helps.
3) Make friends, if you can, with all the people you meet at the substation/ on the chartered bus trip to jail... 80% of the people are first timers and will go through the process with you. It is good to have friends.
4) Make friends with a person who has been in before... the scarier the better (it just might help you later) and they can tell you how it all works.
5) Don't eat the food. Seriously, if you can stand it, don't.
6) Don't fluch the toilet. These things can suck down small children without a problem, they are like thunder to dogs. You piss people off if you wake them with a flush. You don't want to piss people off.
7) There are no "one call payphones" in jail. That's the movies. You get 15 minutes to hope that you get on a phone (there are only 10ish) and that you can get through to someone that can save your ass.
8) Get on a phone someone else has had a conversation on, this phone works... most do not.
9) Be nice and act dumb to the process to every administrator/ clerk you meet. They will pity you and help you... they are your way out.
10) If you can do not fall asleep. Stay awake because your name is called intermittently to be photographed/ printed/ dated... tons of bullshit. If you sleep through it who knows if or when they will call you. If you have followed #2 these homies will help wake you if you do crash.
11) Remember, Everyone there is going through the same thing. Fear not (too much).
12) After being arrested ask dumb questions in the cruiser and be nice. This will help you lower your actual charge. It does... so fake it.
So I hope you never have to go to jail. Be smart, don't do things that will get you sent there (assault on police officer) but also act passive and stupid to cops, that is what they want... fake it.
I may add to this... as I think of more things. love, stephen.
1) Memorize 5 people's phone numbers that will bail you out/ vouch for you/ pick you up from jail. Really.
2) No matter what cops say, you will be there a long time. >10 hours. Knowing this helps.
3) Make friends, if you can, with all the people you meet at the substation/ on the chartered bus trip to jail... 80% of the people are first timers and will go through the process with you. It is good to have friends.
4) Make friends with a person who has been in before... the scarier the better (it just might help you later) and they can tell you how it all works.
5) Don't eat the food. Seriously, if you can stand it, don't.
6) Don't fluch the toilet. These things can suck down small children without a problem, they are like thunder to dogs. You piss people off if you wake them with a flush. You don't want to piss people off.
7) There are no "one call payphones" in jail. That's the movies. You get 15 minutes to hope that you get on a phone (there are only 10ish) and that you can get through to someone that can save your ass.
8) Get on a phone someone else has had a conversation on, this phone works... most do not.
9) Be nice and act dumb to the process to every administrator/ clerk you meet. They will pity you and help you... they are your way out.
10) If you can do not fall asleep. Stay awake because your name is called intermittently to be photographed/ printed/ dated... tons of bullshit. If you sleep through it who knows if or when they will call you. If you have followed #2 these homies will help wake you if you do crash.
11) Remember, Everyone there is going through the same thing. Fear not (too much).
12) After being arrested ask dumb questions in the cruiser and be nice. This will help you lower your actual charge. It does... so fake it.
So I hope you never have to go to jail. Be smart, don't do things that will get you sent there (assault on police officer) but also act passive and stupid to cops, that is what they want... fake it.
I may add to this... as I think of more things. love, stephen.
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